TIGNPGLT69's EMPORIUM OF REALLY NEAT SHIT

TIGNPGLT69's EMPORIUM OF REALLY NEAT SHIT

ALL ABOUT ME...CAUSE I CAN!!!!!

Well, I am about 4 feet with long stringy, greasy purple hair, and big nasty green buck teeth and black eyes and acne.
I weigh abut 550 pounds and have 10 children.. I am 19.
For those of you who don't believe the real me I am 6 feet with shoulder length brown hair, blue eyes, olive skin, and I will never tell you how much I weigh...you'll have to kill me first.

I have a wonderful girlfriend named Lain2177...the love of my life. She is thre greatest thing since SAM'S CHOICE COLA!!
I really do love her and she knows that. I am a student at USM (university of Southern Mississippi) (httP://www.usm.org/)

I also want to give credits to my friends who inspired me to do a webpage: Raven78_96; Gotsome19; and Lain2177
With out these people I would have nothing to put in my webpage.

Also I would like to thank fortunecity for being so gracious to give me this space to put my thought...kisses and hugs to everyone!!
(I feel like I won a grammy or something)

please when or if you sign my guest book nothing harsh I am only a beginner..dry clean only...wash with like colors...shaken not stirred...over 18 permited only..safe for children of all ages...may make drowsy...do not operate heavy machinary...and all of that sort of thing.

Well I like rain
and birds
and flowers
and Lain2177
and green
and that almost black red color
and cola
and computers
and free shit
and smelly good shit
and winter
and christmas
and turkey and dressing
and champagne (some anyway)
and CORONA!!!
and bnlacklites
and turtles
and frogs
and neat modern knickknacks for my house
and cool clocks
and coffees
and teas
and lights
and clouds
and music
and lasagna
and pooh
and piglet
and Tigger
and eeyore
and bugs bunny
and daffy duck
and raindow bright
and AUDREY HEPBURN (ALL HAIL THE QUEEN) SHE IS SO GORGEOUS!!!
and popcorn
and redbeans and rice
and the AIDS quilt
and family pictures
and snuggling..heehee
and acting like your three to get your way
and pouting
and people who smile alot
and babies
and money
and money
and money!!!
and did I mention money?
and poetry
and cool novelty stores
and missmatched luggage
and crockpots
and cookies
and peanut butter fudge
and lava lamps
and funky hair styles

and mixed nuts(especially cashews
and tv
and nintendo 64
and talking on the phone
and taking long walks
and holding hands
and the beach
and night time
and the moon and stars
and being able to stay up late and sleep late
and crying for no reason
and alice and wonderland
and the wizard of oz
and snow
and mountain dew
and comfortable couches
and trippy pictures
and ice cold barq's in a bottle

ALL ABOUT ME!!! (FOOLED YOU) ITS ALL ABOUT NEAT SHIT THAT I LIKE.. SO BASICALLY IT IS ALL ABOUT ME!!

THE THINGS I HATE...NOT TO BE MISTAKENED FOR THE THINGS I DO LIKE.

I hate the smell of vanilla and rose scented stuff
and hypocrites
and people who don't want to learn
and racism
and beets
and okra
and yellow
and pink
and teenage mutant ninja turtles
and hot weather
and braty children
and spiders
and big dogs
and snakes
and people who look down upon those with HIV/AIDS virus
and ugly flower arrangements
and moth balls
and ugly striped wallpaper
and stiff sofas
and poetry I don't understand
and set schedules
and stuffy houses
and fake trees
and fake jewelry that turns your skin ugly shades of green and orange
and fake smiles
and fake breast implants
and being sick

and cheap perfume
and unsweet tea
and astro turf
and pricks
and snooty people
and country music...( I can't stress this one enough)

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